Dissecting Goa's Turmoil: Unraveling the Tangled Web of Mopeds, Mishaps, and Fortune's Twists on the City's Roadways
In the vibrant coastal state of Goa, the roads are a bustling spectacle, with a unique species of two-wheelers known as Scooteri and Motorcyclii dominating the landscape. While these terms may seem like playful or informal references, they resemble mopeds, scooters, and motorcycles that are a common sight on Goa's roads.
The Scooteri, with their daring antics, are known for their risky behavior, often darting into oncoming traffic and surviving by chance. They disregard road signs and traffic rules, setting their headlights to cause temporary or permanent blindness, and consider other motorists as "outsiders." If a Scooteri is emerging from a lane onto a main road, it must do so without looking in any direction, at great speed, and at a 45-degree angle to the road. Any empty spot can be claimed as a parking spot by a Scooteri, especially behind or in front of parked cars in tight spaces.
Motorcyclii, predominantly male, are another species that disregard safety. They perform various death-defying tasks such as making phone calls, scrolling through Insta reels, and binge-watching Netflix while riding at high speeds. Motorcyclii are severely allergic to traffic signals and consider them as ego-challenging triggers. If a car is reversing, a Scooteri must quickly pass behind it. If a car wishes to emerge from an adjoining lane onto a main road, sudden acceleration must be employed to prevent it from doing so.
To keep up with the unpredictable nature of these two-wheelers, motorists, pedestrians, tourists, and drivers should keep their eyes peeled, senses alert, and regularly check their surroundings while navigating Goan roads.
On a positive note, the Scooteri are evolving. A new species, Bykuz Electrikuz, has evolved and is a quieter, meeker mutation of the twowheeleria, avoiding interaction with stronger or heavier vehicles. This species is capable of mildly startling pedestrians but is generally harmless.
In the world of these two-wheelers, there are six unshakeable principles that govern their behavior on the road. Female Scooteri, or Femina Scooteri, are considered more dangerous. They are identified by their Japanese ninja-inspired face wraps and sun-battling winter hoodies, and are known for their ability to remain in perpetual motion while balancing multiple offspring and trying to squeeze into nonexistent gaps.
In Goa, Motorcyclii participate in ritualistic maneuvers called "Challanis Avoidis" in North Goa and "Poolis Hiddenboi" in some parts of the South. These rituals involve performing daring maneuvers to evade traffic constables and warn fellow Motorcyclii of potential danger.
While these two-wheelers may pose challenges on the roads, they add an exciting element to the vibrant culture of Goa. Popular scooters like the Honda Activa, TVS Jupiter, and the recently introduced VLF Mobster are common, featuring efficient engines, combined braking systems (CBS), comfortable suspension, and convenient digital instrument clusters to suit urban commuting. Noise complaints related to two-wheelers have been reported and can be legally addressed under noise pollution regulations.
As you navigate the roads of Goa, remember to stay alert, keep your cool, and enjoy the unique spectacle that these two-wheelers bring to the table.
- The thrilling lifestyle on Goa's roads is particularly characterized by two-wheelers known as Scooteri and Motorcyclii, whose unconventional driving habits often challenge traffic rules and surprise motorists.
- With the emergence of these unpredictable two-wheelers, embracing a travel style that prioritizes vigilance, alertness, and mindfulness has become essential for anyone navigating the roads of Goa.
